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You probably already know this but i still liked to have it on here, cause its funny and to some extent really contains info to compare religions,doesnt it? |
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=== Shit Happens - Comparing world religions, philosophies & ideologies === |
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==== THE COMPLETE AND UNCENSORED SHIT LIST ==== |
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[[Agnostic|Agnosticism]] ''What is this shit?'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Altruism|Altruism]] ''Want some shit?'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Amish|Amish]] ''Shit dost occur.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Apatheism|Apatheism]] ''I don't give a shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Atheism|Atheism]] ''I don't believe this shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Bah%C3%A1%27%C3%AD_Faith|Bahá'í]] ''All shit is truly shit.'' |
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[[Buddhism]] ''Shit happens.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Baptist|Baptist]] [[Wikipedia:Fundamentalism|Fundamentalism]] ''Shit happens because the [[Wikipedia:Bible|Bible]] says so.'' |
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[[Capitalism]] ''How much is this shit?'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Catesianism|Cartesianism]] ''I shit, therefore I am.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Catholicism|Catholicism]] ''If shit happens, you deserved it.'' |
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Classical [[Wikipedia:Marxism|Marxism]] ''The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.'' OR ''The workers take all the shit in [[Wikipedia:Capitalism|capitalistic]] systems, nationalize it during [[Wikipedia:Socialism|Socialism]] but will distribute it equally when [[Wikipedia:Communism|Communism]] is established.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Communism|Communism]] ''It's everybody's shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Confucianism|Confucianism]] ''Confucius say, "Shit happens."'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Creation science|Creation science]] ''We have proof that [[God]] created all the shit that happens.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Contract theory|Contract theory]] ''If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.'' |
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DADISM Your mom knows her shit. (did he mean [[Wikipedia:Dadaism|Dadaism]]?) (or maybe [[Wikipedia:Neo-Dadism|Neo-Dadism]];)) |
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[[Wikipedia:Darwinism|Darwinism]] ''We came up from shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Descartes|Descartes]] ''I shit therefore I am.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Dianetics|Dianetics]] ''Shit your way to a better life.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Dominicans|Dominicans]] ''Believe in shit, or we'll boil you in it.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Dyslexia|Dyslexianism]] ''Hits shapnep.'' |
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[[Discordianism|Discordianism]] ''This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Logical positivism|Logical-Positivism]] ''Shit = S+H+I+T'' |
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[[Wikipedia:National_marine_corps|Marines]] ''It's not just shit, it's an adventure.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:McCarthyism|McCarthyism]] ''Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?'' (-> [[Wikipedia:Neo-mccarthyism|Neo-mccarthyism]]) |
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[[Wikipedia:Mennonite|Mennonite]] ''None of this modern shit now.'' |
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[[Momism|Momism]] ''You'll eat this shit and like it!'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormonism]] ''Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Murphy's law|Murphyism]] ''Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Narcissism|Narcissism]] ''My shit don't stink.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Neo-Marxism|Neo-Marxism]] ''Shit is a product of social oppression and false needs, produced by advertising and politics.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Nietzsche|Nietzsche]] ''If you're not [[Wikipedia:Ubermensch|Ubermenschen]], you're not shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Nihilism|Nihilism]] ''Everything is shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Richard_Nixon|Noxonism]] ''Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Non_sequitur_%28logic%29|Nonsequiturism]] ''Route 176 goes south.'' (UH?) |
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[[Wikipedia:Objectivism|Objectivism]] ([[Wikipedia:Ayn Rand|Ayn Rand]]) ''Shit is Shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Paganism|Paganism]] ''Shit happens. And is a part of nature.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Panglossianism|Panglossianism]] ''This is the best of all possible shits.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Platonism|Platonism]] ''There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Protestantism|Protestantism]] ''Let shit happen to someone else.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Rastafarianism|Rastafarianism]] ''Shit happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me'' OR ''"Let's smoke this shit."'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Robin (comics)|Robinism]] ''Holy shit [[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]!'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Jean-Jacques Rousseau|Rousseau]] ''Only natural shit is worth shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Shinto|Shintoism]] ''Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Burrhus Frederic Skinner|Skinnerism]] ''If eat then shit.'' |
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[[Solipsism]] ''All this shit is a creation of my imagination.'' OR ''The only thing I can be sure of is that my shit happens.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Spoonerism|Spoonerism]] ''Hit shappens.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Stalinism|Stalinism]] ''The state treats you like shit.'' |
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[[Subgenius]] ''Bob happens -- SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Surrealism|Surrelism]] ''Shit is shiny and shaped like a buick.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Scientific_Creationism|Scientific Creationism]] ''Shit happens all at once'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Secular Humanism|Secular-Humanism]] ''Shit happens, but there's a rational explanation.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]] ''The shit that happens is not the true shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:The Force|THE-FORCE]] ''Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.'' |
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[[TV]]-[[Wikipedia:Evangelism|Evangelism]] ''You need our shit, but it'll cost you.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Unitarianism|Unitarianism]] ''There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Utilitarianism|Utilitarianism]] ''Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Vandalism|Vandalism]] ''I'm gonna wreck this shit!'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Voodoo|Voodooism]] ''Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Zeno's paradoxes|Xeno's paradox]] ''It's logically impossible for shit to happen.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Yuppie|Yuppieism]] ''It's my shit! All mine!'' |
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[[Zen]] ''What is the sound of shit happening?'' |
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=== COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES === |
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[[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]] ''Shit Happens'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Confucianism|Confucianism]] ''Confucius says, "Shit Happens."'' |
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[[Zen]] What is the sound of shit happening? |
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[[Yoga]] There's a full lotus shit happening. |
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[[Wikipedia:Transcendental_Meditation|Transcendental Meditation]] ''Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.......'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Hinduism|Hinduism]] ''This shit has happened before.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Islam|Islam]] ''If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Catholicism|Catholicism]] ''If shit happens, you deserve it.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Fundamentalism|Fundamentalism]] ''If shit happens, they deserve it.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Protestantism|Protestantism]] ''Let shit happen to someone else.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Episcopalianism|Episcopalianism]] ''When shit happens, make it tasteful.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Judaism|Judaism]] ''Why does shit always happen to US?'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormonism]] ''Shit's going to happen. Stockpile.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Unitarianism|Unitarianism]] ''Deal with your own shit happening.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Twelve-step program|Twelve-step programs]] ''We're powerless over shit. Turn shit over.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Astrology|Astrology]] ''Uranus transits.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Perestroika|Perestroika]] ''We can't control shit. Let shit happen.'' |
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[[Agnostic|Agnosticism]] ''Shit may or may not be happening; we don't know shit.'' |
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[[Wikipedia:Atheism|Atheism]] ''No shit.'' |
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[[Gnostic|Gnosticism]] ''Know shit.'' |
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[[Yoism]] ''Shit is open source'' |
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=== Own additions === |
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[[Wikipedia:Absenteeism|Absenteeism]] ''I'm not gonna be there when shit happens'' ([http://www.tte-buecherei.de/cgi-bin/tte.pl?search=Absenteismus Absenteismus. Die Kunst des Krankfeierns in den italienischen Klassenkämpfen.]) |
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[[Nuwaubianism]] ''Shit comes from Dr.Seuss'' |
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[[Oomoto|Oomotism]] ''I feel sorry for my shit, it should see something beautiful.'' ([[Onisaburo Deguchi]]) |
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--> [[:Category:Religion]] |
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[http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16997232335198460795 The Which Cult Should You Join? Test] |
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[http://youtube.com/watch?v=8uBAPbOWLxc George Carlin on Religion] |
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[[Category:Religion]] |
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[[Category:Isms]] |
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Revision as of 17:44, 30 August 2007
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