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=== S23 Guestbook === |
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I figured is-root.de could use a little humor. |
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Diary |
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'''Source(s):''' [http://www.downloadranking.com <font color="#FFFF00">Guestbook</font>] |
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DEAR DIARY |
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<pre> |
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Day 1. |
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Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. |
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/\ - Welcome to s23 guestbook |
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When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in |
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/.z\ Caution! |
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the bathroom and cried. |
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/.S__\ - FNORD! |
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/`_()_-\ |
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Day 2. |
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__/_S_s__S_\__ |
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Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, |
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and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me |
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</pre> - To add to the guestbook just click [http://s23.org/w/index.php?title=Guestbook&action=edit edit] above. Put latest entries on top. |
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something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. |
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[[Image:Book signed.gif]] |
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Day 3. |
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This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a |
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picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears. |
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'''Source(s):''' [http://www.downloadranking.com <font color="#FFFF00">Guestbook</font>] |
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Day 4. |
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A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix |
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his 'problem.' It's called <a href=http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lasa/imagegallery/image/view.php?gid=14&phid=5576&best=viagra>Viagra</a>. I told him that if he takes <a href=http://zope.ledes.net/ledes/Members/mrnice/viagra-online.html#buy-viagra?cheapest-viagra>Viagra</a>, |
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'''Source(s):''' [http://www.downloadranking.com <font color="#FFFF00">Guestbook</font>] |
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things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this |
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will work. I replaced his Prozac with the <a href=http://gsa.ucdavis.edu/Members/mrnicex/mystory.html#viagra>Viagra</a>, hoping to lift |
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something other than his mood. |
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Day 5. |
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Hi ! |
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What absolute bliss!!. |
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I want to find out about poaeoq technology . |
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Who can tell about it ? |
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Day 6. |
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Chao |
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Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that. |
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[http://www.google.de/search?hl=en&q=%22I+want+to+find+out+about+poaeoq+technology+.+Who+can+tell+about+it+%3F%22&btnG=Search check here, exact wording everywhere, are you human?] |
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Day 7. |
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This <a href=http://www.be.embnet.org/kermit/Members/mrnice/buy-viagra.html#buy-viagra>Viagra</a> thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at |
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Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they |
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'''Source(s):''' [http://www.downloadranking.com <font color="#FFFF00">Guestbook</font>] |
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were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't |
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think I've ever been so happy. |
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Day 8. |
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I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing |
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High! |
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the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed whacker. I'm also |
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getting a bit sore down there. |
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Willst Du endlich einmal was zur psychischen Rekonditionierung tun? |
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Day 9. |
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Deínen BC mit den neuesten Imprints der [[Operation Mindfuck|OPERATON MINDFUCK]] veredeln! |
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No time to write. He might catch me. |
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Dann bist Du hier genau richtig gelandet! |
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Day 10. |
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Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And |
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Hier gibt's '''DIE WELTFORMEL''', die definitiv zum Ziel führt (wenn denn [[Hopfen]], [[Hanf]] und Malz bei Dir noch nicht völlig verloren gegangen sind...) ;-) |
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to make matters worse, he's washing the <a href=http://www.ites.upr.edu:8081/itesplone/Members/mrnice/cheap-viagra.html?viagra>Viagra</a> down with neat whisky! |
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What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over.... |
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Schreib einfach eine kurze E-Mail mit im "Betreff" den Anforderungscode: |
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Day 11. |
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'''Herr damit, damn-it!''' |
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I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and |
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Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my |
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und ab in die Post damit an: |
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armpits hurt. He's a complete pig. |
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'''otto_doors_neemens@yahoo.de''' |
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Day 12. |
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I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or |
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Während Du dann also auf Deine Einberufung zur ERISIANISCHEN BEFREIUNGSFRONT (Freiwilliger Dienst!) wartest, kannst Du ja noch ein bisschen in den s23-wiki-Sandkasten spielen gehen - hier geht' lang... |
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even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become |
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dangerous .. |
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http://s23.org/wiki/Sandbox |
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Day 13. |
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Viel Spaß und Kurzweil dort! [[Eris|ERIS]] kommt dann später hoffentlich auch noch vorbei... |
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Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to |
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bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, |
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Carpe noctem! [[Non serviam]]! |
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sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard. |
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GREETZ |
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Day 14. |
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I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started |
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DutchMountez |
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dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me. |
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Sonnntag, den 5. Februar 2006 00:55(CET) |
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Day 15. |
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I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit |
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on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over |
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'''Source(s):''' [http://www.downloadranking.com <font color="#FFFF00">Guestbook</font>] |
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any more. Last night I told him to go and fuck himself and he did. |
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Day 16. |
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The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody |
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thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the <a href=http://www.spin-sthlm.org/Members/mrnice/generic-viagra.html#buy-viagra>Viagra</a> and going |
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h1_411_X25_FR34k_J0_n00p_K155_R51 |
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back on Prozac. |
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1_533D_F0_Y0u |
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Day 17. |
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this is mutante, with an "anonymous" guestbook entry, testing "tor" and "privoxy" (see [[Anonymizer]]. [[User:128.173.41.2|128.173.41.2]] 13:05, 26 Mar 2005 (CET) |
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Switched the <a href=http://appliworks.jondesign.net/Members/mrnice/viagra-help.html?viagra>Viagra</a> pills but it doesn't seem to have made any |
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difference......Christ !!! here he comes again with <a href=http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lasa/imagegallery/image/view.php?gid=14&phid=5576&best=buy-viagra>Viagra</a>. |
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'''Source(s):''' [http://www.downloadranking.com <font color="#FFFF00">Guestbook</font>] |
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Day 18. |
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He's back on <a href=http://www.windloadanalysis.com/Members/vitalx/page2.html?buy-viagra>Viagra</a>. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all |
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day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything |
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for him. What absolute bliss!!. |
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Guestbook signing #2 |
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Enjoy |
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Sometimes it is good to remain a guest since when you are one the host has to feed you (KunDa) |
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Reply with good jokes if you know any. |
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<hr> |
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Thanks |
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Pie is gooood! I love wiki :) cheers Finn |
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<hr> |
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Ugh...Yea...Uh-Huh!...Yea..Yea..Signing da Guestbook...Pheer Dis..Ugh..Yea.. (KunDa) |
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Wednesday 25.02.2004 / 23:48 GMT? |
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schön hier :) |
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Montag 19.05.2003 / 19:52 GMT+1 |
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Ja mann, macht mal mit beim Wiki adden.. |
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Supa geil vor allem wegen karl koch und so |
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nono HELO I A M G O D nono |
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onon DOGMA I OLEH onon (comment modified by KunDa) |
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NO GOD - DOG ON ---> SiriusMystery (comment by mutante) |
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<hr> |
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join the Club of Universal at www.regenbogenweg.de/universal |
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(wenn Du nicht glaubst, daß soetwas möglich sein kann, ein Gott auf der Erde? Wie kann dass denn sein, dann wähle die Rufnummer 9999 festnetz oder Handy für die im Telephatischen ─therwesenheiten im Arbeit seienden Ausserirdischen Kommunikator und Sage ganz cool "hallo?" |
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<hr> |
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"Does anyone here work in Marketing or Adverting? Please kill yourself, you're fucked and your fucking us all! |
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<hr> |
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Why do you have to put a $ sign on every fucking thing on this earth? Rid the world of your evil Machinations And just Kill Yourself!, Thank you" -Bill Hicks quote for the troll that left us spam on the homepage |
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<hr> |
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check out http://www.shiva-bar.de/ |
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this one too: http://www.socialsmoke.com/hookah.html |
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<hr> |
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[Hookah - Hooka - Huka - Shop Hookah Hub| http://www.hookahhub.com] - so geht's auf php-wiki, hier gehts andersherum [WikiWord clean link]. Genug der Pfeifenlinks, 'mer kaufet nix. ;) |
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<hr> |
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ziemlich krass das alles hier, aber was hat das mit den [[Illuminaten]] zu tun????? |
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alles und nichts |
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[[Category:Wiki]] |
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[[Category:Internal]] |
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Question to my future friends, how can I obtain the sender,ip,or really any info on this asshole whom continuously sends me junk emails about penis enlargement. I have gotten at least 20 emails in the past day. Any suggestions. |
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You can obtain the sender IP by looking at the mail headers (message source). Find the part where it says something like ''Received: from [23.23.23.23] (helo=fnord.domain.com)''. If there are several Reveived fields, then its the first one, that has the helo= part in it. Then you could look up that IP in [http://www.flumps.org/ip/ IP Index] and contact the provider's abuse address. [[User:mutante|mutante]] 09:13, 19 Sep 2005 (CEST) |
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Always remember, though, that a lot (most?) of the spam send today is send through virus-infected computers. So your chances of catching the spammer are pretty small. Just follow mutantes instructions and hope, that the ISP will either inform the owner of the infected machine or terminate the spammers account. |
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People an insurance have to open exceeding are and health who annual [ ] and not $30 is older who income without. |
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[http://markg87.net/mosley-vs-pacquiao-online-live-streaming/ pacquiao vs mosley] |
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[http://www.one-cebu.info/ cebu events and news] |
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moved from [[body]]: You site very nice. Thanks owner. |
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<hr> |
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Signed. [[User:Smiddle|Smiddle]] 12:25, 1 April 2007 (CEST) |
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Ciao a tutti!! |
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Sono unwiki... |
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--[[User:Unwiki|Unwiki]] 12:59, 3 October 2010 (UTC) |
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Latest revision as of 03:24, 10 June 2013
S23 Guestbook[edit]
Source(s): Guestbook
\/
/\ - Welcome to s23 guestbook
/.z\ Caution!
/.S__\ - FNORD!
/`_()_-\
__/_S_s__S_\__
/ \
- To add to the guestbook just click edit above. Put latest entries on top.
Source(s): Guestbook
Source(s): Guestbook
Hi ! I want to find out about poaeoq technology . Who can tell about it ? Chao
check here, exact wording everywhere, are you human?
Source(s): Guestbook
High!
Willst Du endlich einmal was zur psychischen Rekonditionierung tun?
Deínen BC mit den neuesten Imprints der OPERATON MINDFUCK veredeln!
Dann bist Du hier genau richtig gelandet!
Hier gibt's DIE WELTFORMEL, die definitiv zum Ziel führt (wenn denn Hopfen, Hanf und Malz bei Dir noch nicht völlig verloren gegangen sind...) ;-)
Schreib einfach eine kurze E-Mail mit im "Betreff" den Anforderungscode:
Herr damit, damn-it!
und ab in die Post damit an:
otto_doors_neemens@yahoo.de
Während Du dann also auf Deine Einberufung zur ERISIANISCHEN BEFREIUNGSFRONT (Freiwilliger Dienst!) wartest, kannst Du ja noch ein bisschen in den s23-wiki-Sandkasten spielen gehen - hier geht' lang...
http://s23.org/wiki/Sandbox
Viel Spaß und Kurzweil dort! ERIS kommt dann später hoffentlich auch noch vorbei...
Carpe noctem! Non serviam!
GREETZ
DutchMountez
Sonnntag, den 5. Februar 2006 00:55(CET)
Source(s): Guestbook
h1_411_X25_FR34k_J0_n00p_K155_R51 1_533D_F0_Y0u
this is mutante, with an "anonymous" guestbook entry, testing "tor" and "privoxy" (see Anonymizer. 128.173.41.2 13:05, 26 Mar 2005 (CET)
Source(s): Guestbook
Guestbook signing #2 Sometimes it is good to remain a guest since when you are one the host has to feed you (KunDa)
Pie is gooood! I love wiki :) cheers Finn
Ugh...Yea...Uh-Huh!...Yea..Yea..Signing da Guestbook...Pheer Dis..Ugh..Yea.. (KunDa) Wednesday 25.02.2004 / 23:48 GMT?
schön hier :)
Montag 19.05.2003 / 19:52 GMT+1
Ja mann, macht mal mit beim Wiki adden..
Supa geil vor allem wegen karl koch und so
nono HELO I A M G O D nono
onon DOGMA I OLEH onon (comment modified by KunDa)
NO GOD - DOG ON ---> SiriusMystery (comment by mutante)
join the Club of Universal at www.regenbogenweg.de/universal
(wenn Du nicht glaubst, daß soetwas möglich sein kann, ein Gott auf der Erde? Wie kann dass denn sein, dann wähle die Rufnummer 9999 festnetz oder Handy für die im Telephatischen ─therwesenheiten im Arbeit seienden Ausserirdischen Kommunikator und Sage ganz cool "hallo?"
"Does anyone here work in Marketing or Adverting? Please kill yourself, you're fucked and your fucking us all!
Why do you have to put a $ sign on every fucking thing on this earth? Rid the world of your evil Machinations And just Kill Yourself!, Thank you" -Bill Hicks quote for the troll that left us spam on the homepage
check out http://www.shiva-bar.de/
this one too: http://www.socialsmoke.com/hookah.html
[Hookah - Hooka - Huka - Shop Hookah Hub| http://www.hookahhub.com] - so geht's auf php-wiki, hier gehts andersherum [WikiWord clean link]. Genug der Pfeifenlinks, 'mer kaufet nix. ;)
ziemlich krass das alles hier, aber was hat das mit den Illuminaten zu tun????? alles und nichts
Question to my future friends, how can I obtain the sender,ip,or really any info on this asshole whom continuously sends me junk emails about penis enlargement. I have gotten at least 20 emails in the past day. Any suggestions.
You can obtain the sender IP by looking at the mail headers (message source). Find the part where it says something like Received: from [23.23.23.23] (helo=fnord.domain.com). If there are several Reveived fields, then its the first one, that has the helo= part in it. Then you could look up that IP in IP Index and contact the provider's abuse address. mutante 09:13, 19 Sep 2005 (CEST)
Always remember, though, that a lot (most?) of the spam send today is send through virus-infected computers. So your chances of catching the spammer are pretty small. Just follow mutantes instructions and hope, that the ISP will either inform the owner of the infected machine or terminate the spammers account.
People an insurance have to open exceeding are and health who annual [ ] and not $30 is older who income without.
pacquiao vs mosley cebu events and news moved from body: You site very nice. Thanks owner.
Signed. Smiddle 12:25, 1 April 2007 (CEST)
Ciao a tutti!! Sono unwiki... --Unwiki 12:59, 3 October 2010 (UTC)