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    barf: /barf/, n.,v.


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    [common; from mainstream slang meaning ‘vomit’]


    A barf is also one of the original purported 'rules' of Discordianism, as listed here:
    #interj. Term of disgust. This is the closest hackish equivalent of the Valspeak “gag me with a spoon�?. (Like, euwww!) See bletch.
    #vi. To say “Barf!�? or emit some similar expression of disgust. “I showed him my latest hack and he barfed�? means only that he complained about it, not that he literally vomited.
    #vi. To fail to work because of unacceptable input, perhaps with a suitable error message, perhaps not. Examples: “The division operation barfs if you try to divide by 0.�? (That is, the division operation checks for an attempt to divide by zero, and if one is encountered it causes the operation to fail in some unspecified, but generally obvious, manner.) “The text editor barfs if you try to read in a new file before writing out the old one.�?


    <pre>I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
    See choke. In Commonwealth Hackish, barf is generally replaced by ‘puke’ or ‘vom’. barf is sometimes also used as a metasyntactic variable, like foo or bar.
    II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
    III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
    IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
    V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
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    For those who don't Get It, consider Barf Five and that this is all written down and must be read.
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    Latest revision as of 21:51, 18 November 2007

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    A barf is also one of the original purported 'rules' of Discordianism, as listed here:

    I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
    II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
    III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
    IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
    V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
    

    For those who don't Get It, consider Barf Five and that this is all written down and must be read.

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