#REDIRECT [[ Category:Discordian]] ▼
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*A person who does not [[fnord| ]] depend on a higher power for happiness, contentment, or dryness...but fully reserves the right to do so.
*One who [[fnord| ]] sees the [[fnord]]s
*Your neighbor's dog, after an appropriate [[dosage]] of [[magic mushrooms]] (for you, or for the dog, doesn't matter) (appropriate is a completely subjective [[truth]]. It is not up for debate).
*A person who does not eat hot dog buns...but fully reserves the right to do so.
*The [[idiot]] who wrote this page
*A person who has no problem [[fnord| ]] acknowledging the conflict between the preservation of self, and preservation of society; then promptly disregards both and focuses on meta physical bullshit and drugs.
*See also [[erisian]]
*See also [[deluded]]
*One who understands the [[5|law of fives]] is universal and the harder you search for it, the more universal it becomes. Also, one who understand the comedy of this.
We'll all be dead a lot longer than we'll be alive. If you don't believe me, start timing. [[fnord| ]]
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* [http://picturesofwa.temp.powweb.com/album01/61-70/061.html We Discordians Must Stick Apart] (thanks [[User:Kunda|Kunda]])
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