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SETI public: SETI humor |
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From: Dr. H. Paul Shuch (n6tx@setileague.org) |
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drawings, and disks which play noises when scratched with crystal-tipped |
drawings, and disks which play noises when scratched with crystal-tipped |
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needles. We don't know who "[[Bach]]" is, but tell him for us that he should |
needles. We don't know who "[[Bach]]" is, but tell him for us that he should |
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consider another profession. Honestly, we receive thousands of unsolicited |
consider another profession. Honestly, we receive thousands of [[spam|unsolicited |
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transmissions and craft from societies such as yourself to the point where |
transmissions]] and craft from societies such as yourself to the point where |
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they become a great nuisance, so discontinue this practice immediately or |
they become a great nuisance, so discontinue this practice immediately or |
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we will be forced to report you to your information provider or, more |
we will be forced to report you to your information provider or, more |
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[http://seticlassic.ssl.berkeley.edu/humor.html More SETI humor] |
[http://seticlassic.ssl.berkeley.edu/humor.html More SETI humor] |
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Related: [[SETI]],[[Seti@home]] |
Related: [[SETI]], [[Seti@home]], [[Spam]] |
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[[Category:Seti]] |
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Latest revision as of 13:10, 2 September 2006
SETI public: SETI humor
From: Dr. H. Paul Shuch (n6tx@setileague.org) Date: Fri Feb 15 2002 - 07:47:52 PST
MESSAGE FROM OUTER SPACE ALIENS CONTACT NASA: "QUIT SENDING US YOUR STUPID
JUNK"
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - History was changed forever yesterday when NASA received a transmission from an alien species. The brief message, addressed to "abuse@NASA.gov," read simply:
Humans --
Please discontinue sending stupid unsolicited transmissions and debris to us. We have received several metallic craft bearing objects, crude drawings, and disks which play noises when scratched with crystal-tipped needles. We don't know who "Bach" is, but tell him for us that he should consider another profession. Honestly, we receive thousands of unsolicited transmissions and craft from societies such as yourself to the point where they become a great nuisance, so discontinue this practice immediately or we will be forced to report you to your information provider or, more simply, blow up your stupid planet and all your stupid life-forms. Send your junk to the Gezor -- they have all the class and intelligence of stewed clazin.
Regards,
Elinzoa Glppaducc
Information Processing Coordinator
The Shati-Makal
NASA immediately cancelled plans to send up a time capsule containing a CD of the Ricky Martin hit, "Livin' La Vida Loca", and a VHS copy of "Friends."
H. Paul Shuch, Ph.D., CFII, FBIS Executive Director, The SETI League, Inc. n6tx@setileague.org www.setileague.org Project Argus station FN11LH
"We Know We're Not Alone!"