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First and foremost, I would like to thank you for applying for the __________ position offered recently in __________ Magazine.
As the President, CEO, and sole employee of the International Mummu Corporation and Empire, further known as the Third Raelian Supplicant of Unimatrix 23, I take great pride in personally reviewing each and every resume from all applicants.
As you can imagine, our hiring protocols are quite stringent which makes for a very competitive environment. Therefore, I regret to inform you that you are no longer being considered for employment at this time.
The results of the required drug test is the primary reason you are no longer being considered for employment. Unfortunately, the tests show that you have a system entirely devoid of any illegal chemical substances. The International Mummu Corporation thrives on the creativity of our employees and our studies have shown that certain types of hallucinatory chemicals enhance this inner creative fervor.
Should positions be available in the future, we welcome you to resubmit your resume and application.
Regards, Johnny Mu
The International MumMu Corporation
P.S. I have enclosed a free sample of one of our finest products from our Alamount plant. You may find it useful and illuminating.