Googlism

you can now use

googlism:text

to do a Googlism:googlism

also i found this googlism.pl its a Perl proggi for getting goolism's found [here]

• #!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict; use HTML::Entities;

if( @ARGV < 1 ) {

   die "Insufficient arguments.";

}

my $term = $ARGV[ 0 ]; $term =~ m/^(.+?)[ ?!.]*$/; $term = $1; $term =~ s/[^wds]//g; $term =~ s/s+/+/g; my $term2 = $term; $term2 =~ s/+/ /g;

my $command = "curl -m 60 -s "http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism="

   . $term
   . "" | egrep -o ""
   . $term2
   . " is .+<br>" > googlism.out";

`$command`;

open( FIN, "<", "googlism.out" );

my $num = 0; my @results;

while( my $line = <FIN> ) {

   $results[ $num ] = $line;
   $num++;

}

close( FIN );

if( $num > 0 ) {

   my $result = $results[ int( rand( $num ) ) ];
   $result =~ s/<br>//;

   print( decode_entities( $result ) );

} else {

   print( "No results for $term.

" ); }

and a nice Python googlism script too [here]

• #!/usr/bin/env python

""" Python and command line access to the wisdom of googlism.com. """

import getopt import urllib import sys

__program__ = 'googlism' __version__ = '1.0' __url__ = 'http://www.alcyone.com/software/googlism/' __author__ = 'Erik Max Francis <max@alcyone.com>' __copyright__ = 'Copyright (C) 2004 Erik Max Francis' __license__ = 'GPL'

AGENT = 'googlism.py/%s' % __version__

class Opener(urllib.FancyURLopener):

   version = AGENT
   
   def __init__(self, *args):
       urllib.FancyURLopener.__init__(self, *args)

class Googlism(object):

   TYPES = {'who': '1', 'what': '2', 'where': '3', 'when': '4'}
   DEFAULT_BASE_URL = 'http://www.googlism.com/index.htm'
   DEFAULT_TYPE = 'who'

   def __init__(self, baseUrl=DEFAULT_BASE_URL):
       self.baseUrl = baseUrl
       self.opener = Opener()

   def go(self, query, type=DEFAULT_TYPE):
       url = '%s?ism=%s&type=%s' % (self.baseUrl,
                                    urllib.quote(query),
                                    Googlism.TYPES[type])
       theFile = self.opener.open(url)
       content = theFile.read()
       theFile.close()
       if content.find("doesn't know enough about") >= 0:
           return []
       start = content.find('Googlism for:')
       current = content.find('<br>', start)
       result = []
       while True:
           next = content.find('<br>', current)
           if next < 0:
               break
           fragment = content[current:next].strip()
           if fragment.find('<tr>') >= 0 or fragment.find('<td>') >= 0:
               break
           if fragment:
               result.append(fragment)
           current = next + len('<br>')
       return result

def usage():

   print >> sys.stderr, """

Usage: %(__program__)s [options] <query>

Options:

 -1 --who       Do a "who" query [default]
 -2 --what      Do a "what" query
 -3 --where     Do a "where" query
 -4 --when      Do a "when" query
 -q --quiet     Don't print anything to stderr for empty results

""" % globals()

def main():

   _type = Googlism.DEFAULT_TYPE
   _verbose = True
   args = sys.argv[1:]
   if not args:
       usage()
       sys.exit()
   pairs, remainder = getopt.getopt(args, '1234q',
                                    ['who', 'what', 'where', 'when', 'quiet'])
   for option, argument in pairs:
       if option in ('-1', '--who'):
           _type = 'who'
       elif option in ('-2', '--what'):
           _type = 'what'
       elif option in ('-3', '--where'):
           _type = 'where'
       elif option in ('-4', '--when'):
           _type = 'when'
       elif option in ('-q', '--quiet'):
           _verbose = False
   _query = ' '.join(remainder)
   googlism = Googlism()
   result = googlism.go(_query, _type)
   if result:
       for line in result:
           print line
       code = 0
   else:
       if _verbose:
           print >> sys.stderr, "No results were found"
       code = 1
   sys.exit(code)

if __name__ == '__main__': main()

a few automatically created links:
Google:GooglIsm 
Wikipedia:GooglIsm 
Dictionary:GooglIsm 
UseMod:GooglIsm 
MeatBall:GooglIsm 
C4:GooglIsm 
InfoAnarchy:GooglIsm 
C2:GooglIsm 

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