- A person who does not depend on a higher power for happiness, contentment, or dryness...but fully reserves the right to do so.
- One who sees the fnords
- Your neighbor's dog, after an appropriate dosage of magic mushrooms (for you, or for the dog, doesn't matter) (appropriate is a completely subjective truth. It is not up for debate).
- A person who does not eat hot dog buns...but fully reserves the right to do so.
- The idiot who wrote this page
- A person who has no problem acknowledging the conflict between the preservation of self, and preservation of society; then promptly disregards both and focuses on meta physical bullshit and drugs.
- See also erisian
- See also deluded
- One who understands the Law of Fives is universal and the harder you search for it, the more universal it becomes. Also, one who understand the comedy of this.