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Intermittens is a Discordian Magazine first published online in November 2008.


Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverant spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.

This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or OMGASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.

Intermittens is being published on a (roughly) monthly schedule. If you're interested in helping out, check in at or and martyr yourself for the cause. In any case, we hope you dig it. And by all means, share. Send the PDFs on to people you know, people you love, people you hate, hamsters, and other creatures.


To see all current issues and to learn about coming issues, go to or or

Number/Theme Date of Release Editor Notes
1 - Debut First Issue! November 2008 (Revised layout December 2008) Cramulus

Layout by: Telarus, KSC

Premiere issue. Original version was edited by Professor Cramulus; revised version featured layout by Telarus
2 - The Elements of New Discordia December 2008 Vexati0n Discordia, the next generation
3 - Weirdness March 2009 Rev. What's-His-Name Discordian weirdness
4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! April 2009 Man in the Black Cloak This issue was pulled from the site very shortly after release
5 - The Law of Fives April 2009 Hoopla Theme and variation on The Law of Fives
6 - Lesser Poop May 2009 Cramulus Short pieces for reading on the toilet
7 - Operation Mindfuck July 2009 Sheered Völva (exposed as Reverend Loveshade) Classic, new and never-before seen OMs

Other issues planned include "Discordia Theory and Practice" to be edited by P3nt4gr4m, and "Citation Needed" LMNO. For more information on submitting or editing, consult the or websites.

Understand that some contents may be considered NSFW