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<fnord1> some day we'll all meet on the teamspeak server

<fnord2> some day we'll see all those nicknames on the Recent Changes



13:04 <+mutante> damn, i wrote a link like [[Bla]] when writing in a regular
                 html page
13:04 <+mutante> haha, wiki got me
< eka> somebody out there?

<@ferro> that depends where 'there' is and if it is indeed 'out', which could be interpreted as 'away from position x', in that
case you wouldn't need 'out' and could just refrain from stating it since it is self explanatory that noone could be in the same
position as you

< eka> mmmmmmm
< eka> right

<@denken> i beg to differ. postition x implies a discreet point in space which has no size. rather, 'out' would be interpreted
as any point or area in space not within the interior of a defined 3 dimensional space. of course
that still leaves the definition of 'there' to deal with...

< eka> right again

<@denken> additonally, if 'out there' is somewhere on irc, we all know that irc isnt really a place. so in fact, there isnt
ever anyone 'here'. there never has been.

< eka> just trying to make contact

<@denken> eka: oh sorry. ferro and i are infobots.

< eka> interesting

<@ferro> yes, but one being 'there' or even 'here' will take up more than one particular point in space (position x), and
of course it is to be defined what i  meant by position X as we all know that a point can be defined in relative measures

<@denken> ah yes. agreed then. but we still have to define 'there' it would seem.

< eka> but it wouldnt be x y z points due to space 3d nature?

< Soliton> x can be a vector of course

<@denken> space is 4d

< eka> sorry



<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night
<@Kodiake> wtf
<@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl
<+Erik> lol no dont ask
<+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator
<+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc
<+Erik> and we were making fun of him
<@Kodiake> ROFLMAO
<+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad
<+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."
<@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA
<+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"
<+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"
<+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"
<+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF

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<qDotWork> I could've just said "You have to stop and start the string with the same type of character", but "literal scoping delimiter" is just so much geekier.

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<SeBo> hoi all wenn ich ein shell script schreiben will wie erstelle ich dann die datei in der ich das script schreiben kann

<formorer> SeBo: das geht nur mit Visual Studio Bash++


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< Maritim> configure: error: C preprocessor "/lib/cpp" fails sanity check
< Maritim> what is wrong?
< sh4d0w> talk to a phsyciatrist

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14:29 < Nostrom21> does CCC has something to do with delivery of informations, or is it all about dancing/taking drugs......?
14:30 <@presroi> the latter
14:30 -!- Aard [~bwachter@aardchat.net] has joined #CCC
14:31 < falcon78> Nostrom21: drugs
14:32 < falcon78> Nostrom21: and child porn
14:32 < Myth^> mostly yes 
14:32 < falcon78> Nostrom21: what do you need?
14:33 < Myth^> we also work closely together with several terrorism groups to spread world paranoia
14:33 < Myth^> but don't tell anyone ;)
14:33 < Myth^> it's a secret
14:33 < Nostrom21> Myth yes? I'm not interesting in that :)
14:33 <@blane> we beat up small chlidren and animals as well
14:33 <@blane> and not forgetting the sacrificing
14:34 < Myth^> oh yes, but that's nasty
14:34 <@Mias> not to mention our nsa supervision
14:34 < Myth^> yuck
14:34 < Nostrom21> nlane me too
14:34 < falcon78> Nostrom21: do you want a few very hot young girls?
14:34 <@mcfly> re
14:34 < Nostrom21> falcon78 hot girls?
14:34 < Myth^> falcon78.. digital pimp, hard at work .. hehehe
14:34 < Myth^> falcon78, he's just 21.. don't do this :)
14:35 < Myth^> how is the weather in prague ?
14:35 < Nostrom21> Myth drenched
14:35 < Myth^> hehehe




[#satan]


< l0de>  Ladies and gentlemen, against my better judgement, I allowed my teenage son to install line-ucks on our compaq
              presario. Now I can't make heads or tales of what's happening on my computer machine, and he is continously
              making disrespectful remarks about Bill Gates and 'Micro$uck". I guess my only real question is: How long
              should I ground him, removing all access to his friends and activities in order to correct this anti-social
              behavior?

<@nagual> depends, how much dick you want your wife to get?

<@nagual> btw, shame on your son for asking first

< l0de> I am just disgusted and horrified to find such vulgarity on the internet. You sir, are in dire peril of losing
              your soul to SATAN.

21:49:39 <@hiho> jetzt bin ich richtig anwesend
21:50:04 <+qoreqyas> wie was? brightness schon vorbei?
21:50:18 <@hiho> hmm??
21:50:47 <@hiho> wie was??
21:51:35 <@hiho> hΣtte der bot meine bildschirmeinstellungen verΣndern sollen oder ist das mit der brightness nur dummes gerede



<@SinSeer> i am going to go on a killing spree if my pot dealer does not log into irc or icq


< Takkie> How did you guys start out with PHP ? how did you learn yourself ?
<+Shadda> Well, i was excavating an ancient egyption tomb, myself, when the sarcofogous opened and a
          strange man from the afterlife told me i'd be doing this from now on




21:25 -!- Irssi: Starting query in daxnet with qoreqyas
21:25 <kunda> heys
...........
21:40 <kunda> you will talk
21:40 <kunda> we have our ways
21:40  * kunda grins while rubbing his hands together
21:40  * kunda pulls out an anal probe
21:40 <kunda> ..last chance..
21:41 <kunda> tough guy, aye?
21:41 <kunda> that will change soon enough
21:41  * kunda turns machine on
21:41 <kunda> *YOU LOSE CONSICOUSNESS*

  • mirrow sets mode: +o BueckDich
  • BueckDich sets mode: +v kunda_
  • BueckDich sets mode: -o BueckDich

23:36:59 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Ich habe gerade mit einem Lineal, 2 Gummbänderähnlichen Sachen und einer Spielzeughülle aus einem "Überraschungsei" rumgespielt oder so...
23:37:06 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› +
23:37:08 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› +i
23:38:01 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Möchtest du auch, Talisman?
23:42:45 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Hey?
23:45:54 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Tali?
23:49:17 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› HEY?
23:49:24 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› WI GIBT ES HIER AUFMERKSAMKEIT?
23:49:27 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› WO
23:49:31 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› meinte ich...
23:49:33 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› oder so...
23:49:35 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› ka...

23:28:30 ‹+kunda› re
23:28:47 ‹+kunda› yea..i got it on our thornley page already
23:29:04 ‹+kunda› found that through alt.fan.rawilson
23:38:36 ‹+kunda› if you dont respond..im out of here..i swear
23:41:28 ‹+kunda› ill do it!
23:44:51 ‹+kunda› ok
23:44:55 ‹+kunda› out
23:53:05 ‹+mattis_› **gg**
23:54:41 ‹+talisman› hrhr
23:56:40 ‹DrOwl› ohhh