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<fnord1> some day we'll all meet on the teamspeak server
<fnord2> some day we'll see all those nicknames on the Recent Changes
13:04 <+mutante> damn, i wrote a link like [[Bla]] when writing in a regular
html page
13:04 <+mutante> haha, wiki got me
< eka> somebody out there? <@ferro> that depends where 'there' is and if it is indeed 'out', which could be interpreted as 'away from position x', in that case you wouldn't need 'out' and could just refrain from stating it since it is self explanatory that noone could be in the same position as you < eka> mmmmmmm < eka> right <@denken> i beg to differ. postition x implies a discreet point in space which has no size. rather, 'out' would be interpreted as any point or area in space not within the interior of a defined 3 dimensional space. of course that still leaves the definition of 'there' to deal with... < eka> right again <@denken> additonally, if 'out there' is somewhere on irc, we all know that irc isnt really a place. so in fact, there isnt ever anyone 'here'. there never has been. < eka> just trying to make contact <@denken> eka: oh sorry. ferro and i are infobots. < eka> interesting <@ferro> yes, but one being 'there' or even 'here' will take up more than one particular point in space (position x), and of course it is to be defined what i meant by position X as we all know that a point can be defined in relative measures <@denken> ah yes. agreed then. but we still have to define 'there' it would seem. < eka> but it wouldnt be x y z points due to space 3d nature? < Soliton> x can be a vector of course <@denken> space is 4d < eka> sorry
<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night <@Kodiake> wtf <@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl <+Erik> lol no dont ask <+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator <+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc <+Erik> and we were making fun of him <@Kodiake> ROFLMAO <+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad <+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs." <@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA <+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures" <+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED" <+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU" <+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- <qDotWork> I could've just said "You have to stop and start the string with the same type of character", but "literal scoping delimiter" is just so much geekier. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <SeBo> hoi all wenn ich ein shell script schreiben will wie erstelle ich dann die datei in der ich das script schreiben kann <formorer> SeBo: das geht nur mit Visual Studio Bash++ ---------------------------------- < Maritim> configure: error: C preprocessor "/lib/cpp" fails sanity check < Maritim> what is wrong? < sh4d0w> talk to a phsyciatrist ------------------------------------------------------ 14:29 < Nostrom21> does CCC has something to do with delivery of informations, or is it all about dancing/taking drugs......? 14:30 <@presroi> the latter 14:30 -!- Aard [~bwachter@aardchat.net] has joined #CCC 14:31 < falcon78> Nostrom21: drugs 14:32 < falcon78> Nostrom21: and child porn 14:32 < Myth^> mostly yes 14:32 < falcon78> Nostrom21: what do you need? 14:33 < Myth^> we also work closely together with several terrorism groups to spread world paranoia 14:33 < Myth^> but don't tell anyone ;) 14:33 < Myth^> it's a secret 14:33 < Nostrom21> Myth yes? I'm not interesting in that :) 14:33 <@blane> we beat up small chlidren and animals as well 14:33 <@blane> and not forgetting the sacrificing 14:34 < Myth^> oh yes, but that's nasty 14:34 <@Mias> not to mention our nsa supervision 14:34 < Myth^> yuck 14:34 < Nostrom21> nlane me too 14:34 < falcon78> Nostrom21: do you want a few very hot young girls? 14:34 <@mcfly> re 14:34 < Nostrom21> falcon78 hot girls? 14:34 < Myth^> falcon78.. digital pimp, hard at work .. hehehe 14:34 < Myth^> falcon78, he's just 21.. don't do this :) 14:35 < Myth^> how is the weather in prague ? 14:35 < Nostrom21> Myth drenched 14:35 < Myth^> hehehe
[#satan]
< l0de> Ladies and gentlemen, against my better judgement, I allowed my teenage son to install line-ucks on our compaq
presario. Now I can't make heads or tales of what's happening on my computer machine, and he is continously
making disrespectful remarks about Bill Gates and 'Micro$uck". I guess my only real question is: How long
should I ground him, removing all access to his friends and activities in order to correct this anti-social
behavior?
<@nagual> depends, how much dick you want your wife to get?
<@nagual> btw, shame on your son for asking first
< l0de> I am just disgusted and horrified to find such vulgarity on the internet. You sir, are in dire peril of losing
your soul to SATAN.
21:49:39 <@hiho> jetzt bin ich richtig anwesend
21:50:04 <+qoreqyas> wie was? brightness schon vorbei?
21:50:18 <@hiho> hmm??
21:50:47 <@hiho> wie was??
21:51:35 <@hiho> hΣtte der bot meine bildschirmeinstellungen verΣndern sollen oder ist das mit der brightness nur dummes gerede
<@SinSeer> i am going to go on a killing spree if my pot dealer does not log into irc or icq
< Takkie> How did you guys start out with PHP ? how did you learn yourself ?
<+Shadda> Well, i was excavating an ancient egyption tomb, myself, when the sarcofogous opened and a
strange man from the afterlife told me i'd be doing this from now on
21:25 -!- Irssi: Starting query in daxnet with qoreqyas 21:25 <kunda> heys ........... 21:40 <kunda> you will talk 21:40 <kunda> we have our ways 21:40 * kunda grins while rubbing his hands together 21:40 * kunda pulls out an anal probe 21:40 <kunda> ..last chance.. 21:41 <kunda> tough guy, aye? 21:41 <kunda> that will change soon enough 21:41 * kunda turns machine on 21:41 <kunda> *YOU LOSE CONSICOUSNESS*
- mirrow sets mode: +o BueckDich
- BueckDich sets mode: +v kunda_
- BueckDich sets mode: -o BueckDich
23:36:59 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Ich habe gerade mit einem Lineal, 2 Gummbänderähnlichen Sachen und einer Spielzeughülle aus einem "Überraschungsei" rumgespielt oder so... 23:37:06 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› + 23:37:08 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› +i 23:38:01 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Möchtest du auch, Talisman? 23:42:45 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Hey? 23:45:54 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› Tali? 23:49:17 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› HEY? 23:49:24 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› WI GIBT ES HIER AUFMERKSAMKEIT? 23:49:27 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› WO 23:49:31 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› meinte ich... 23:49:33 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› oder so... 23:49:35 ‹+|ArTiFeX|› ka...
23:28:30 ‹+kunda› re 23:28:47 ‹+kunda› yea..i got it on our thornley page already 23:29:04 ‹+kunda› found that through alt.fan.rawilson 23:38:36 ‹+kunda› if you dont respond..im out of here..i swear 23:41:28 ‹+kunda› ill do it! 23:44:51 ‹+kunda› ok 23:44:55 ‹+kunda› out 23:53:05 ‹+mattis_› **gg** 23:54:41 ‹+talisman› hrhr 23:56:40 ‹DrOwl› ohhh