BashScripting
From S23Wiki
Scripts for the 'Bourne Again Shell'. (mostly running under Linux and BSD).
#/bin/bash
while [ hosting_party ]
do
case $FOOD_STATUS
in
potato_chips_gone) replace_potato_chips;;
peanuts_finished) refill_peanut_bowl;;
pretzels_gone) open_new_pretzel_bag;;
...
...
esac
if [ police_on_scene ]
then
talk_to_nice_officers
continue
fi
case $LIQUOR_STATUS
in
vodka_gone) open_new_vodka_bottle;;
rum_gone) open_new_rum_bottle;;
...
...
esac
case $ANALYZE_GUEST_BEHAVIOR
in
lampshade_on_head) echo "He's been drinking";;
talking_to_plants) echo "She's been smoking";;
talking_to_martians) echo "They're doing LSD";;
levitating_objects) echo "Who spiked my lemonade??";;
...
...
...
esac
done
echo "Dude... what day is it?"
taken from: http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue53/okopnik.html
let planets=19200; let myp=7;percent=`echo $myp/$planets | bc -l`;echo "w00t! you own $percent percent of all dg planets"
also see Bash Scripts

