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Intermittens is a Discordian Magazine first published online in November 2008.


Intermittens is a periodical journal of Discordian diarrhea - an incontinent splattering of juicy ideas and corny jokes. Originally produced by the irreverant spags of the Peedy cabal, Intermittens is an expanding attempt to document some of the antics going on today in the Discordian Society. Every issue has a different editor. All content (unless otherwise marked) is from / for the public domain.

This project is an attempt to create an open-source Discordian magazine. We encourage anyone, even you, to haphazardly throw together an issue of what you think is cool. The project itself is a part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or OMGASM, meaning we want your help! We need people who have writing, graphic, and layout skillz. We also need people with the balls to edit their own issue of Intermittens and join the elite Editor Cabal. Do you have what it takes? No, you don't; none of us do. That's why we're making DIY magazines and not professional ones. And that's why we need more cooks to foul the broth.


To see all current issues and to learn about coming issues, go to

Understand that some contents may be considered NSFW

Issue Number Cover Date of Release Editor Notes
1 - Debut First Issue! Cover issue 1.jpg November 2008 Professor Cramulus

Layout by: Telarus, KSC

Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Screen Media

Intermittens #1 Issue 01 Print Media (Higher Quality Graphics)

Scribd Link

Original layout

2 - The Elements of New Discordia Cover issue 2.jpg December 2008 Vexati0n Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia

Intermittens #2 The Elements of New Discordia (Higher Quality Graphics)

Scribd Link

3 - Weirdness Cover Issue 3.png February 2009 Rev. What's-His-Name Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

4 - Illuminati Secrets Revealed! Cover issue 4.jpg March 2009 Man in the Black Cloak UNCENSORED ISSUE REMOVED FROM INTERNET OFUK

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link (Censored version)

5 - The Law of Fives Cover issue 5.png February 2009 Cainad Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

6 - Lesser Poop Cover issue 6.jpg April 2009 Cramulus Scribd Link

Screen version Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

Print version Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

7 - Operation Mindfuck Cover issue 7.jpg May 2009 Sheered Völva (Reverend Loveshade) Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

8 - Self Reliance Cover issue 8.jpg February 2010 Guy Incognito Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

9 - Phobia Cover issue 9.jpg April 2010 Yatto/Peleus Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

10 - Meatspace Cover issue 10.jpg May 2010 Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) Scribd Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link

The Fail Whale Apocalypse (unnumbered) Imittens failwhale cover.jpg November 2011 Placid Dingo (Brenton Clutterbuck) Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link
11 - In the Beginning 259px October 2016 Johnny Shellburn Link

Ek-sen-trik Discordian Link